Calm down.

Here's one of the odder stories you will hear for a while. A man in Nebraska had a cat that needed to be calmed down. So he did what anyone would do in such a situation. He put his cat into a bong, then smoked marijuana from the bong with the CAT INSIDE.
"'This cat was just dazed,' Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. 'She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.'"
Really. The man is being charged with animal cruelty, as well as cruelty to human intellect by alleging to have some.

The other side of this story comes from the "professional" "reporters" that work at MSNBC.
"MSNBC's Tamron Hall covered the story and was unable to stifle her giggles as she introduced the 'sad but true' story. The network evidently felt the story lacked a certain realism because they played the sound of gurgling water over the anchor's report. Anchor Contessa Brewer couldn't quite believe that the cat was stuffed inside the bong, but as Tamron informed her, 'I understand you can make a bong out of anything.' There were then more giggles all around."
They played the sound of bong water? Due to the bravado of my 14 year old cousin, I was just explaining to my gramms the concept of making a bong out of an apple. But I don't think she would have liked to hear about the cat-bong.